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Sure fire diet, swallowing pride.
Sure God created man before woman.. but then you always make a rough draft before The Final Masterpiece.
Sure he's sharp as a razor ... he's a two-dimensional pinhead!
Sure, he that made us with such large discourse, Looking before and after, gave us not That capability and godlike reason To fust in us unused.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act iv...
Sure, honey, I'd like a second honeymoon...who with?
Sure I can help you out! Which way did you come in?
Sure I know how to copy disks. Where's the Xerox machine?
Sure, I like Free Speech...but I'd still rather be paid for it.
Sure, I like kids: for Breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Sure I'm weird, but I'm saving up to be outre'.
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