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• I gotta be sure this isn't another scientific fraud like global warming or second-hand smoke.
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• SMILEY :^D "Great! I like it!
• Honeymoon: The time between 'I do' and 'You'd better!'
• Beekeepers like to eat their honey.
• Lisa: Dad, is it all right to take things from people you don't like?
  Homer: Sure it is, honey. You <do> mean stealing, don't you?...
• Homer: It's a second wedding, honey. Our first one was so crummy, I had to make it up to you.
  I really love you. Marge: Oh, Homey. I know you love me....
• Honest honey, I was at the office!
• Honey, I Formatted the Kid!