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STRAPLESS EVENING GOWN: Bust truster.
Strap on the ol' bit bucket.
STRATEGY: A comprehensive plan of inaction.
Strategy: A long-range plan whose merit cannot be evaluated until sometime after those creating it have left the organization.
Strategy for the 90's-Invest in Negotiable Blonde
Strategy is when you keep firing so the enemy doesn't know you're out of ammo.
Straw? No, too stupid a fad. I put soot on warts.
Streakers repent! Your end is in sight.
Street clowns--if you've got a white face, a red nose, and baggy trousers, you're supposed to be funny.
It didn't work for Mussolini, did it? -- Alexei Sayle...
Streets full of water; please advise. -- Robert Benchley
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