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Sir, the purpose of this gathering confuses me. "Oh.
How so?" My thoughts are not for Tasha, but for myself....
Sir, the type of woman currently favoured in France are toothless crones who just cackle insanely.
Oh, ignore that. They're just playing hard to get....
Sir, this mans crazy, you can't let him out of the army. -- Frank, M*A*S*H
Sir To. Dost thou think, because thou art virtuous, there shall be no more cakes and ale?
Clo. Yes, by Saint Anne, and ginger shall be hot i' the mouth too....
Sir Winston carried on a life-long feud with Labour Party leader Aneurin Bevan and, on one occasion, while Mr.
Bevan was delivering as unusually long speech to the House of Commons, Churchill slumped...
Sir, you have tasted two whole worms; you have hissed all my mystery lectures and been caught fighting a liar in the quad
you will leave Oxford by the next town drain....
Sir. You know I told you to go out and spend a lot of money on wedding presents.
Well, apparently...(sees masses of gold finery and piles of glittering ornaments) Mmm?...
Siskel and Ebert gave this tagline two thumbs up.
Sissies are too scared to use the Real Telix

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