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SIMPLE is an acronym for Sheer Idiot's Monopurpose Programming Language Environment.
Simple jobs always get put off because there will be time to do them later. -- Dehay's Axiom
Simple people must have simple mediations, complicated people must have meditations that engage them fully.
-- Deng Ming-Dao...
Simple pleasures are the last refuge of the complex. -- Oscar Wilde
Simple rule: If you don't treat me right, shame on you.
Simple rules for saving money: to save half, when you are fired by an eager impulse to contribute to a charity, wait and count forty.
To save three-quarters, count sixty. To save it all, count sixty...
Simple systems are not feasible because they require infinite testing.
-- Augustine's Law Number XLII -- Norman R. Augustine, President and CEO, Martin Marietta...
Simple tasks aren't. -- Schmidt's law
Simplicity and clarity should be your theme in dress.
Simplicity does not precede complexity, but follows it.

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