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• If you treat people right they will treat you right; 90 per cent of the time.
• If you treat people right they will treat you right -- 90% of the time. -- F.D. Roosevel
• Homer: All right, Herb. I'll lend you the 2,000 bucks.
  But you have to forgive me and treat me like a brother....
• Homer: All right, Herb. I'll give you the money, but first you have to forgive me and treat me like a brother.
  Herb: Nope. Homer: All right, then just give me the drinking bird....
• Please, don't make me treat you like dogs. I don't want to treat you like common dogs.
  -- Miss Firecracke...
• Marge: Homer, did you eat my whole pan of brownies?
  Bart: Uh oh. You're in for it now, Dad. Homer: Marge, I'm feeling a lot of shame right now....
• I dare you to 'Trick or Treat' at the White House.
• Move to California - The police treat you like a "King
• Brodka: Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is detective Don Brodka from Try-N-Save security.
  That's right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart has been caught shoplifting....