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Seals are very intelligent animals. They've probably thought of defending themselves.
Only one problem: no hands. They're sitting on the beach, getting whomped on the head, going...
Seamen have a custom, when they meet a whale, to fling him out an empty tub by way of amusement, to divert him from laying violent hands upon the ship.
-- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Tale of a Tub...
Sean asked me to marry him, but he didn't say it out loud.
So I read his mind back to him. -- Madonna...
Sea of upturned faces. -- Daniel Webster (1782-1852) -- Speech, Sept, 30, 1842, Vol. ii, p. 117
Search all the parks in your cities You'll find no statues to committees.
earch-and-destroy mode: n. Hackerism for a noninteractive search-and-replace facility in an editor, so called because an incautiously chosen match pattern can cause {infinite} damage.
-- The...
Search for an embalmer. <g&l
Searching EWING WIEGAND WETZ CANTER CHADWICK LORTON PEACOCK MIDDELTON
Searching for help in all the right place
Search men's governing principles, and consider the wise, what they shun and what they cleave to.
-- Marcus Aurelius Antoninus (121-180 AD) -- Meditations, iv, 38...

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