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  ! Or should I say Mrs. Monica Becker? Phoebe: No-no-no oh, keep your name, don_t take his name....
• I sent a letter to the fish, I told them, This is what I wish.
  The little fishes of the sea, They sent an answer back to me....
• I sent a letter to the fish, I told them, "This is what I wish.
  The little fishes of the sea, They sent an answer back to me....
• I sent a letter to the fish, I said it very loud and clear, I told them, "This is what I wish.
  I went and shouted in his ear. The little fishes of the sea, But he was very stiff and proud, They sent an answer back to me....
• and then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes!
  -- James Joyce, _Ulysses_...
• A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant.
  First he asked that the air-conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold and so on for about half an hour....
• A cannibal warrior is experiencing severe gastric distress, so he goes to his Village Witch Doctor with his complaint.
  The VWD examines him and, concluding that something he ate disagreed with him, began to cross examine him about his recent diet....
• I'm going to die". (...) "I shall manage. Don't you worry about me," Jack said between clenched teeth.
  Joy shook her head. "I think it can be better than that....