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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic I AM.
...Listen, bud, I'm telling you I'm schizo.... Can you believe this, Joe, he doesn't think I'm schizo....
Roses are red, violets are blue, Rhymes can be typeset with BoXes and glue. -- the TeXBook
Roses are red, Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.
Roses are red, violets are blue. The dog is pregnant, thanks to you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, What color are yours?
Roses are red; violets are not.
Roses red and violets blew, And all the sweetest flowres that in the forrest grew.
-- Edmund Spenser (1553-1599) -- The Faerie Queene, Book iii, Canto vi, St. 6...
Roses R Red. Violets R Blue. I'm Schizophrenic, and so am I.
Roses smell better than onions but they make bad tasting soup!
Rose tint my world and keep me safe from the trouble and pain...

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