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• One day President Reagan, Chairman Andropov, the Pope, and a boy scout were flying together in an airplane.
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  -- Leo F. Buscaglia...
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• Liberals: Making the world safe for hypocrisy.
• Men aren't attracted to me by my mind. They're attracted by what I don't mind... -- Gypsy Rose Lee