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Peters hungry, time to eat lunch.
Peterson, get me Forbin!
Peter: ... what did you take? A: I was in history.
Peter: Why did you stop? A: I found history to be a waste of time....
Petition me no petitions, sir, to-day; Let other hours be set apart for business.
To-day it is our pleasure to be drunk; And this our queen shall be as drunk as we....
Petroleum and coffee had no value a few centuries ago.
Pets are it!
Pets are like little children and should not be subjected to similar (though unintentional) abuse.
Pets are not just for Christmas, but for a LIFETIME!!!!
Pets aren't dangerous; just don't let them carry guns.
Pets are the soul of the household

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