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Persistent prophecy is one of the more familiar ways of assuring the event.
Persist: the greatest effort's not enough.
Personal ad: Compulsive liar seeks beautiful woman to share my million dollar chateau on the French Riviera.
Flatbush Max, Box 12....
Personal ad in local paper: David G. Contact me soon!
Bring three rings: Engagement, wedding and teething. Have news. Debbie....
Personal ad: Slim white male, 35, seeks attractive white female, 27.
Must have tatoo (dogs, butterflies, okay; no rainbows, gnomes or battle scenes)....
Personal bar code: Gimme a Brew.
Personal Best: Marco DeStinctio
PERSONAL COMPUTING ... A Terminal Disease.
Personality can open doors, but only character can keep them open... -- E.G. Leterma
Personality Tithe: A price paid for becoming a couple
previously amusing human beings become boring: "Thanks for inviting us, but Noreen and I are going to look at flatware catalogs tonight....

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