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PANTHEISM, n. The doctrine that everything is God, in contradistinction to the doctrine that God is everything.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Panties: not the best thing in the world, but next to it.
PANTOMIME, n. A play in which the story is told without violence to the language.
The least disagreeable form of dramatic action. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Pantomimists do it silently.
Pants: Trousers' country cousins.
Pantyhose = software: free installation available.
Panurge had no sooner heard this, but he was upon the high-rope.
-- Francis Rabelais (1495-1553) -- Works, Book v, Chap. xviii...
Papa, potatoes, poultry, prunes and prism, all very good words for the lips,--especially prunes and prism.
-- Charles Dickens (1812-1870) -- Little Dorrit, Book ii, Chap. v...
Papa's got a brand new bag. -- James Brow
Papa Smurf for President; his neigbours for Congre

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