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Pardek: "So what do you think of your enemy, Captain Picard?
Picard: "These people are no one's enemy, Senator....
Pardek: "Why would they need a Vulcan ship?" Sela: "That will become clear very shortly.
-- "Unification II", Stardate 45245.8...
Pardon him, Theodotus, he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.
-- George Bernard Shaw...
PARDON me, am I speaking ENGLISH? -- Zippy the Pinhead
Pardon me, but did you say `Blessed are the cheesemakers'?
Pardon me, but do you have any grey tampons?
Pardon me, but do you know what it means to be TRULY ONE with your BOOTH! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Pardon me, but is that Grey Poupon on those Bugle Boy jeans you're wearing?
Pardon me, but would you happen to have any Dead Poupon?
Pardon me, but would you happen to have any Grey Poupon?

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