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Organic chemistry just now is enough to drive one mad.
Organic Chemistry: The practice of transmuting vile substances into publications.
-- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary...
Organic life, we are told, has developed gradually from the protozoon to the philosophe
and this development, we are assured, is indubitably an advance....
Organization is the enemy of improvisation.
Organization: n. Arrangement in an orderly or logical fashion. See 'miracle'.
Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.
-- Woody Alle...
Organized Religion is like Organized Crime; it preys on peoples' weakness, generates huge profits for its operators, and is almost impossible to eradicate.
-- Mike Hermann (hermann@cs.ubc.ca)...
organized: state of complete chaos. -- "An Alphabet for Mountaineers", Climbing 1982
Org.asm not found. (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ake it.
Or, having sworn too hard a keeping oath, Study to break it and not break my troth.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Love's Labour 's Lost -- Act i, Sc. 1...

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