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Noise is Forbidden!: Nada Loud
NOISE, n. A stench in the ear. Undomesticated music.
The chief product and authenticating sign of civilization....
Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she had laid an asteroid.
-- Mark Twain (1835-1910)...
No is no negative in a woman's mouth. -- Sidney
Noisy pick-up of phone.) Hi, I'm a burglar and I was just about to steal Troy's answering machine.
If you give me your name and number I'll... Uh, I'll post it on the fridge where he'll see it....
!noitatskrow NUS a edisni deppart m'I !pleH
No, it doesn't come with bloody wafers!
No, it's a feature... Really.
No, it's 'Blessed are the meek.' I think that's nice, 'cause really they have a hell of a time.
-- someone in the crowd in The Life of Bria...
No, I was joking ... REALLY ... you can put down that machine gun ...

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