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Menu: (L)eech files (C)omplain to Sysop (D)rop Carrie
Menu, n.: A list of dishes which the restaurant has just run out of.
Men use thought only as authority for their injustice, and employ speech only to conceal their thoughts.
-- Francis M. Voltaire (1694-1778) -- Dialogue xiv, Le Chapon et la Poularde (l763)...
MEN ver. 1.0 .... bugs found .... rewrite.... WOMEN ver. 1.1(beta)
Men wear the pants. Women wear the panties.
Men were born to lie, and women to believe them.
Men who allow their love of power to give them a distorted view of the world are to be found in every asylum
one man will think he is the governer of the Bank of England, another will think he is the...
Men who aren't pet-lovers aren't any good in bed.
Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. -- Bertrand Russell
Men who cherish for women the highest respect are seldom popular with them.

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