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MEMORY: The thing Bob forgets with.
Memory, the warder of the brain. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Macbeth -- Act i, Sc. 7
Memory....??....What memory??
Memory: what wonders it performs in preserving and storing up things gone by or rather, things that are!
-- Plutarch...
Memphis--home of the blues, Elvis, and Sparky.
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. -- Oscar Wilde
Men approve of premarital sex until daughters are born.
Men are all alike in their promises. It is only in their deeds that they differ.
-- Molier, from the Mise...
Men are always ready to respect anything that bores them. -- Marilyn Monroe
Men are a pain in the ass, women are a pain EVERYWHERE!
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