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• Actually the first fast-food franchise in the Soviet Union was supposed to be Taco Bell, but it was called off the Soviet officials heard the Taco Bell sloga
  `RUN FOR THE BORDER!'" -- Jay Leno...
• Taco Bell is NOT the Mexican telephone company...
• Taco Bell: The Mexican phone company.
• Give me a burrito. . .resistance is futile!
• Survivulousness: The tendency to visualize oneself enjoying being the last remaining person on earth.
  I'd take a helicopter up and throw microwave ovens down on the Taco Bell....
• Have a taco. -- P.S. Beagle
• Make like a Mexican dinner and run.
• BACKWARD CONDITIONING: Putting saliva in a dog's mouth in an attempt to make a bell ring.
• Taking a bath is a certain way to make the phone ring. -- Bell's Reverse Law