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Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. -- Seneca
Luck never gives; it only lends. -- Swedish proverb
Luck won't last a lifetime, unless you die young, which is unlucky.
Lucky is he for whom the belle toils.
LUCKY: When you have a wife and a cigarette lighter -- both of which work.
Lucy: Dance, dance, dance. That is all you ever do.
Can't you be serious for once? Snoopy: She is right!...
Ludlow Bean was arrested the other day for stealing a woman's change purse.
He told the judge that he hadn't been feeling well, and he thought the change would do him good....
Ludwig was a master of disguise. Whereas Nursy is a sad, insane old woman with an udder fixation.
-- Edmund : Chai...
lue of a human being is determined by the measure and the sense in which he has attained liberation from self.
-- Albert Einstei...
Luge is the only sport where you can die during the event and still win.
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