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Love means telling you why you're sorry.
Love me litle, love me long. -- John Heywood (c. 1565) -- Proverbes, Part ii, Chap. ii
Love me little, love me long. -- Christopher Marlowe (1565-1593) -- The Jew of Malta, Act iv
Love me, love my dog. -- John Heywood (c. 1565) -- Proverbes, Part ii, Chap. ix
Love me....love my huskies!
Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference. -- Libbie Fudim
Love me tender, love me true.
Love my 386/33 . . . Thank God my wife isn't that fast!
LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder.
This disease, like _caries_ and many other ailments, is preval...
Love not! Love not! the thing you love may change, The rosy lip may cease to smile on you, The kindly beaming eye grow cold and strange, The heart still warmly beat, and not for you.
-- Mrs. Norto...

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