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Lorena Bobbitt's new film: "Honey, I Shrunk the Kid Maker!
Lorena Bobbitt thinks "Nightmare on Elm St." is a training film.
Lorena Bobbit Virus: turns your computer's hard drive into a floppy.
Lorena to Tonya: Here, smack Nancy with 'this'
LORE, n. Learning -- particularly that sort which is not derived from a regular course of instruction but comes of the reading of occult books, or by nature.
This latter is commonly designated as fo...
Lore: "Often-Wrong's got a broken heart...can't even tell his boys apart.
-- "Brothers", Stardate unknow...
Lore: Takes a licking and keeps on twitching.
Los Angeles Daily News: Have you ever had the urge to rip the tag from a pillow or mattress, despite the warning of dire penalties?
Well, it's perfectly legal now - if you live in Colorado. Governo...
Los Angeles is a great place. Where else can you smell the air and see it coming at you at the same time?
You want to see blue water you have to look in the toilet bowl. -- Jackie Gayle...
Los Angeles law prohibits hunting moths under a street light.

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