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Look at all the Indians. -- Gen. Custer -- Famous Last Word
Look at governmental programs for the past fifty years.
Every single one -except for warfare- achieved the exact opposite of its announced goal....
Look at it this way: MSDOS is an overgrown program loade
he MacOS is an overgrown user interface. Neither is an operating system, but the second is better for running applications....
Look at it this way: Your wife's spending $280 a month on meditation lessons to forget $
26,000 of college education. And you're still drinking ordinary scotch?...
Look at me: I design coastlines. I got an award for Norway.
Where's the sense in that? None that I've been able to make out....
Look at me, Ma! I'm on top of the world! -- James Cagney ("White Heat")
Look at me, Mr. MODERATOR, I'm an OFF-TOPIC TAGLINE! HAH!
Look at my pustules grow! -- Captain Slarn, SLIPBACK
Look at that ugly little bee. Makes honey. I'm a nice-looking person and all I can do is make a little wax with my ears.
-- Milt Kame...
Look at the camera and say "birdie".

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