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• Assistant: All right, we have $30 million to spend.
  Quimby: We'll blow up our dams, destroy forests, anything!...
• Birdie, birdie, in the sky, Why'd you do that in my eye?
  I won't fret, and I won't cry. I'm just glad that cows don't fly....
• Actors do it on camera.
• Smile! You're on Candid Camera!
• I must say, you look *maahvelus*. -- Fernando (Billy Crystal) on SNL
• Seems George was playing his usual eighteen holes on Saturday afternoon.
  Teeing off from the 17th, he sliced into the rough over near the edge of the fairway....
• Homer: [chuckles] This is going to be sweet. Two hundred bottle rockets and George Bush doing toe touches by an open window!
  Bart: You get one up his butt, it's a million points....
• QOTD: "Say, you look pretty athletic. What say we put a pair of tennis shoes on you and run you into the wall?