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Lite Year: Low calorie year!
Lithium is no longer available on credit. -- "Buckaroo Banzai
lithium lick: n. [NeXT] n. Steve Jobs.
LITIGANT, n. A person about to give up his skin for the hope of retaining his bones.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Litigants obey the verdict of a tribunal solely on the premise that there is an objective rule of conduct.
Now I saw that one man was to be bound by it, but the other was not, one was to obey a ru...
LITIGATION, n. A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Litigious terms, fat contentions, and flowing fees.
-- John Milton (1608-1674) -- Tractate of Educatio...
Littering is dumb. -- Ronald Macdonald
Little Bitty Froggies: Tad Pole
Little bo-peep has lost her sheep... -- Nursery rhyme

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