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Judge Sternwood: So, Agent Cooper, how are you finding our little corner of the world?
Cooper: It's heaven, sir. Judge S.: Well, this week heaven includes arson, multiple ho...
Judges watch it and give scores.
Judges you by the standards of three centuries ago.
Occasionally makes it hard to get work done. (George Bush, and Q)...
Judging a being by its physical appearance is the last major human prejudice, Wesley.
-- Data, "Man Hunt", stardate 42859.2...
Judging by the size of its mandibles, this chap doesn't live on plankton.
-- Harry Sullivan, ARK IN SPACE...
Judging Fast Food: Warren Berge
Judging from their laughter, the children at school found my remarks humorous.
So without understanding humor, I have somehow mastered it....
Judging from the taste, I'd say the other one is shinola.
Judicial reform is no sport for the short-winded.

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