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It's not GEEK - it's SOCIALLY CHALLENGED, dammit!
It's not good to let any kid near a container that has a skull and crossbones on it, because there might be a skeleton costume inside and the kid could put it on and really scare you.
-- Deep Thoug...
It's not hard to get the ideas when they come, they just come.
..it's painful waiting for them. -- Warren Zevo...
It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
It's not hard to tell we was poor--when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline.
-- George "Goober" Lindsey...
It's nothing a warm-boot can't fix.
It's not how deep you can plow, it's how long you can stay in the field.
It's not how deep you fish it's how you wiggle your worm!
It's not how hard it rains but how fast you drive.
It's not how little you have, but how poorly you use it.

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