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It is too dangerous, you must not go alone. Hey, I'm your cha'DIch.
-- Worf and Picard, "Sins of the Father", stardate 43685.2...
It is too far up for you to reach.
It is traditional to leave the notation ambiguous.
It is true that if your paperboy throws your paper into the bushes for five straight days it can be explained by Newton's Law of Gravity.
But it takes Murphy's law to explain why it is happening to y...
It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can't speak for my twin sister.
-- Abigail Van Buren (Dear Abby)...
It is true that liberty is precious - so precious that it must be rationed.
-- Vladimir Ilyich Leni...
It is truly written that a man has five times as many fingers as ears, but only twice as many ears as noses.
It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. -- Aristotle (384-322 B.C.)
It is undesirable to believe a proposition when there is no ground whatever for supposing it true.
-- Bertrand Russell (1872-1967), "Skeptical Essay...
It is undignified for a woman to play servant to a man who is not hers.
-- Spock, "Amok Time," stardate 3372.7....

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