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It is a rather pleasant experience to be alone in a bank at night. -- Willie Sutto
It is a real waste of time taking kids to a zoo that is without a vacancy.
It is a sad commentary on today's society that this fortune has to be classified as "offensive" simply because it contains the word "fuck".
It is a sad fact that 50% of marriages in this country end in divorce.
But hey, the other half end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones! -- Richard Jeni...
It is a sin peculiar to people to hate their victims.
It is a sin to believe evil of others, but it is seldom a mistake. -- H. L. Mencke
It is a sobering thought, for example, that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.
-- Tom Lehre...
It is a socialist idea that making profits is a vice.
I consider the real vice is making losses. -- Sir Winston Churchill...

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