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In heaven an angel is nobody in particular. -- George Bernard Shaw
In Heaven: the cooks are French, the policemen are English, the mechanics are German, the lovers are Italian and the bankers are Swiss.
In Hell: the cooks are English, the policemen are German, the m...
In Heaven there will be no DOS, no Intel, and above all, no Bill.
In hell, it is always Monday. -- Dan D'Errico
In her face excuse Came prologue, and apology too prompt.
-- John Milton (1608-1674) -- Paradise Lost, Book ix, Line 853...
In her first passion woman loves her lover: In all the others, all she loves is love.
-- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto iii, Stanza 3...
INHERITANCE If you are expecting a large inheritance when your grandparents snuff it, have you considered investing it in the Custard Unit Trust?
The Custard Unit Trust has the full endorseme...
In her tongue is the law of kindness. -- Old Testament -- Proverbs xxxi, 26
In high school my parents told me I ran with the wrong crowd. I was a loner. -- Jeff Shaw
In his '90 Usenix presentation, Dennis Ritchie reminded the audience that Steve Jobs stood at the same podium a few years back and announced that X-windows was brain-dead and would soon die.
He wa...

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