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  -- from "Vampire Hookers", (theme song to "Vampire Hookers")...
• Beware of the Vampire Jesus--He gave his blood for you and he wants it all back now!
• I'm a vampire, and I've come to suck your blood! [His false fangs fall out and he crashes into the refrigerator] Oh!
  [weakly] This cape is giving me a rash. -- Fearsome Vampire Abe, "Treehouse of Horror IV...
• A horse is a horse, of course, of course, He follows a lifestyle we don't endorse, He drinks the blood of a sheep, by force, The vampire horse, Count Ed!
  -- Ro...
• At a blood bank: "Donate now! Don't let us be caught with our pints down!".
• Resident Vampire
• SMILEY :-[ vampire
• Homer, we've got to do something. Today, he's drinking people's blood.
  Tomorrow, he could be smoking!...
• Bart: Come join us, Lisa. It's so cool: you get to stay up all night drinking blood.
  Milhouse: And if you say you're a vampire, you get a free small soda at the movies....