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For those whom God to ruin has design'd, He fits for fate, and first destroys their mind.
-- John Dryden (1631-1700) -- The Hind and the Panther, Part iii, Line 2387...
For those who say I can't impose my morality on others, I say just watch me.
For though his body 's under hatches, His soul has gone aloft.
-- Charles Dibdin (1745-1814) -- Tom Bowling...
For thousand throats may be cut in one night by a running man.
-- Klingon Soldier, "Day of the Dove," stardate unknow...
FORTH programmers do it from behind.
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
-- Johnny Carso...
For three hundred years flutists tried to play in tune.
Then they gave up and invented vibrato. -- George Barrere...
For Time will teach thee soon the truth, There are no birds in last year's nest!
-- Henry W. Longfellow (1807-1882) -- It is not always May...
For 't is a truth well known to most, That whatsoever thing is lost, We seek it, ere it come to light, In every cranny but the right.
-- William Cowper (1731-1800) -- The Retired Ca...
For 'tis better to die poor than to live in shame and ignominy.
No, it isn't. -- Kate and her father : Bell...

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