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• if (output == CRAP) eat_words()
• The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.
• We must eat to live and live to eat. -- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- The Miser, Act iii, Sc. 3
• Oh, come on. If you can't laugh at the walking dead, who can you laugh at?
  -- Dan Fielding, Night Cou...
• One day the meek shall inherit the Earth... then they too will beat the crap out of me.
  -- Dan Goodma...
• If food be the music of love, eat up, eat up.
• We have two cats. They're my wife's cats, Mischa and Alex.
  You can tell a woman names a cat like this. Women always have sensitive name...
• Conspicuous power is vulnerable.
• I'm Dan Quayle. I'm Dan Quayle. I'm Dan Quayle. I am Dan Quayle.
  The real Dan Quayle. The real Dan Quayle stand up....