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Daddy, hand me the garage door mouse. -- a four-year-old daughter trying to reach the garage door opener.
(after using too much "educational" software)....
Daddy, what does "FORMATTING DRIVE C:....." mean ?
Daddy, what does RESET mean.
Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy?
DA Develop Amnesia
Dad, have you seen Blip? I can't find him anywhere!
Dad, how come old photographs are always black and white?
Didn't they have color film back then?" "Sure they did....
Dad's favourite advice:"Keep your eyes open and your fly shut.
Dad taught me about love. When I was 14 he said, "Larry, someday you're gonna meet a girl that's gonna be so right and so wonderful and so perfect that you're not even gonna haggle over price.
...
Dad, what's that building? That's an ancient Norman watchtower.
.. where they would watch for Norman! They haven't spotted him yet....

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