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Cynics are made, not born. -- Max
Cynics are right nine times out of ten; what undoes them is their belief that they are right ten times out of ten.
-- Professor Charles P. Issawi...
Cynics regarded everybody as equally corrupt... Idealists regarded everybody as equally corrupt, except themselves.
-- Robert Anton Wilso...
Cytherian: "...Electrochemical stimulus response, cranial plate, bipedal locomotion, endoskeletal.
..contiguous external antigument! Hmm." -- "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44705.3...
Czechoslovakia ahead a goal to nil - that's a win if it stays that way.
CZZC: Convert Zone to Zip Code
DAC Divide and Conquer.
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.
-- Robert Benchley...
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
Daddy, Daddy, make Santa Claus go away! I can't, so
he's grown too powerful. HO HO HO!...

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