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Coronation, n.: The ceremony of investing a sovereign with the outward and visible signs of his divine right to be blown skyhigh with a dynamite bomb.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Coroner, his last words were "I made a mistake. So shoot me.
CORPORAL, n. A man who occupies the lowest rung of the military ladder.
Fiercely the battle raged and, sad to tell, Our corporal heroically fell!...
Corporal punishment is boy punishme
Corporate planning -- Oxymoro
Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility.
-- Ambrose Bierce: "The Devil's Dictionary...
Corpral... get me the casette of Spaceballs: The Movie.
Correcting one's own mistakes is a life time job.
Correct in Thought, Statement, or Action....TRUE!!
Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't the fine line between sanity and madness gotten finer?
-- George Price...

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