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Car's only got three wheels, and one's going flat.
CART DRIVER: Bring out your dead! LARGE MAN: Here's one!
CART DRIVER: Ninepence. BODY: I'm not dead! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
CART DRIVER: Bring out your dead! There are legs stick out of windows and doors.
Two MEN are fighting in the mud - covered from head to foot in it....
CART DRIVER: Bring out your dead! We follow the cart through a wretched, impoverished plague-ridden village.
A few starved mongrels run about in the mud scavenging. In the open doorway of o...
Carter didn't kill America...but Clinton just might!
CARTESIAN, adj. Relating to Descartes, a famous philosopher, author of the celebrated dictum, _Cogito ergo sum_ -- whereby he was pleased to suppose he demonstrated the reality of human existence.
T...
Carthago delenda est!
Cartoonists do it with just a few good strokes.
Cartoons: music played in an automobile?
Car trouble is when the car won't start and the payments won't stop.

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