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Broadcast Me Scrambled Clean, Free Me From This Flesh, I Want To Be A Machine...
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Broadcast me scrambled clean,
free me from this flesh,
I want to be a machine...
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I come from a good home - that's why they don't want me back.
Tttttttttouch me, I want to be dirty!
I want you take me, I want you to break me, I want you to throw me away!
Ah, my friends, from the prison, they ask unto me, "How good, how good does it feel to be free?
And I answer them most mysteriously: "Are birds free from the chains of the sky-way?...
Innocence, innocence, innocence lost, All souls want it back, some uncover the cost.
Innocence, innocence, innocence lost, Break free, look at me, is your innocence lost?...
All I want to know is: WHY ME?
I CAN'T go to hell, they don't want me.
Hello. You are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages.
My owners do not need siding, windows, or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean....
Lovejoy: [holding cleaning brushes] I want you to clean every one of these organ pipes that you have befouled with your popular music.
[hands the brushes out, walks off] [Bart and Milhouse start cleaning...