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Born to shop.
Borrow trouble for yourself, if that's your nature, but don't lend it to your neighbors.
-- Rudyard Kipling...
Bosnian Cease-Fire -- Oxymoro
Bosses delegate the task to others.
Boss - Late when you're early, early when you're late.
Boss, n.
Boss spelled backwards is "double-SOB
Boss to employer: No, Baxter, you're not being replaced by a computer- only a silicon chip.
-- Eli Stei...
Boston State-house is the hub of the solar system. You could n't pry that out of a Boston man if you had the tire of all creation straightened out for a crow-bar.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes (1809-1894)...
Botany is not a science; it is the art of insulting flowers in Greek and Latin. -- Alphonse Ka
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