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• So now that you have- you know, whoever you're trying to do a favor for -you've done it- and I'm sure you had a smirk on your mouth as you got me into this.
  -- "To Linda", from The Poetry Of H. Ross Perot, composed for Linda Wertheimer of National Public Radio....
• H. Ross Perot, Presidential candidate (1992), was an Eagle Scout.
• It would be a serious mistake to replace a seasoned statesman with a temperamental tycoon who has no respect for the constitution.
• Why is the airport so far from the city? That's where the planes land!
• The earth is like a tiny grain of sand, except bigger and heavier.
• The earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only much, much heavier.