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Best of all he liked to sleep. Sleeping was a very important activity for him.
He liked to sleep for longish periods, great swathes of time....
Best of all is never to have been born. Second best is to die soon.
Be strange... it's cool out there.
Best to avoid nightmare; Never argue with your spouse.
Best to leave town until this blows over.
Best trust the happy moments... the days that make us happy make us wise. -- John Masefield
Best way to a man's heart...crack the 3rd and 4th rib...
Best way to be useful - stay out of the way!
Best way to defeat the the Borg: Give them Windows 3.1.
Best you take my advice...before the cat eats it.
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