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Be somebody. Know that a bunch of guys will do anything you tell 'em.
Have your own way or nothin'. -- Edward G....
Be somewhat scanter of your maiden presence. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act i, Sc.
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Be spontaneous!
Be spontaneous ... combust.
Be spontaneous, every now and then.
Best diet: Eat as much as you want, but don't swallow it.
Bester "That's a lie." Jeff "Yes it is. What's your point?
Best file compressor around: DEL *.* (100% compression!)
Be stiff!
BEST non sequitur FOR 1988: "Let's cut through the demagoguery. America is #1." -- George Bush
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