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• How many Windows programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  472. One to write WinGetLight BulbHandle, one to write WinQueryStatusLight Bulb, one to write WinGetLightSwitchHandle....
• How many Americans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five. One to screw it in and four to write the environmental impact statement....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two - one to change the bulb and one to write about how it feels....
• How many folk singers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was....
• How many city planners -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Six - four to write an extensive study recommending a three-way 100/200/250 watt light bulb, one to write an article in the newspaper praising the study, and one to put in a 10 watt blub instead....
• How many data base people -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three: One to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time....
• Q: How many Microsoft Programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  A: It cannot be done. You will need to upgrade your house....
• How many software engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Five. Two to write the specification program, one to screw it in, and two to explain why the project was late....
• How many Stanford professors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station....