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• Plumbing is one of the easier of do-it-yourself activities, requiring only a few simple tools and a willingness to stick your arm into a clogged toilet.
  In fact, you can solve many home plumbing problems, such as annoying faucet drip, merely by turning up the radio....
• Plumbing is one of the easier of do-it-yourself activities, requiring only a few simple tools and a willingness to stick your arm into a clogged toilet.
  In fact, you can solve many home plumbing problems, such as annoying faucet drip, merely by turning up the radio....
• No problem is fixed until it has been discovered.
• Homer: You're home safe. Done my duty. See you the next time we need your signature.
  Abe: Aw, you never want to spend any time with me....
• Are you sick of wasting valuable seconds while ingesting caffeine or eating a cold pizza?
  Is your programming project running behind because you keep falling asleep?...
• Home is where you can scratch any place it itches!
• A mind is a terrible thing to have leaking out your ears. -- The League of Sadistic Telepath
• Now, kids, while your mother's gone, I don't want to have to wash any dishes, so from now on, drink straight from the faucet or milk carton, and we'll eat while standing over the sink or toilet.
  -- Homer watches the kids, "Marge in Chai...