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• The good he scorn'd Stalk'd off reluctant, like an ill-used ghost, Not to retu
  or if it did, in visits Like those of angels, short and far between....
• You first have to decide whether to use the short or the long form.
  The short form is what the Internal Revenue Service calls "simplified", which means it is designed for people who need the help of a Sears tax-preparation expert to distinguish between their first and last names....
• The IRS has become morally corrupted by the enormous power which we in Congress have unwisely entrusted to it.
  Too often it acts like a Gestapo preying upon defenseless citizens. -- Senator Edward V. Long...
• Most folks they like the daytime, 'cause they like to see the shining sun.
  They're up in the morning, off and a-running till they're too tired for having fun....
• We cannot hold mortality's strong hand. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King John -- Act iv, Sc.
  2...
• Joys too exquisite to last, And yet more exquisite when past.
  -- James Montgomery (1771-1854) -- The Little Cloud...
• Tranquil pleasures last the longest; we are not fitted to bear long the burden of great joys.
  -- Henry Ward Beeche...