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• Never learn to do anything: if you don't learn, you'll always find someone else to do it for you.
  -- Mark Twai...
• Bart: You know why these clothes are on sale, Mom?
  Because the people who wear them get beaten up....
• Someone is speaking well of you.
• And how do you do your job, then, if you don't exist?
  ' 'By will power,' said Agilulf, 'and faith in our cause....
• You know you don't look too well when you go to your 35 High School Reunion Party and someone in the class asks you "Tell me, was it your sister who died?
• It's unfortunate that the process of learning is measured by one's performance on stressful exams.
  Armed with the same amount of knowledge, at a different time and different place, you could do very well or do very poorly....
• Joey: Hey, this isn't about juice anymore, alright man.
  Chandler: Alright, so what's it about? Joey: Eggs....