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• 1) Any time you get a mouthful of hot soup, the next thing you do will be wrong.
  (2) How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on. -- Zall's Law...
• Zall's Laws: 1: Any time you get a mouthful of hot soup, the next thing you do will be wrong.
  2: How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on....
• I burned the bacon. Do I still get my cooking merit badge?
• Home Cooking Is The Greatest Cooking In The World
• How do I get HOME? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Willy: You're still not in your own world, Homer! I can get you home, but you have to do exactly as I -- argh!
  [Maggie axes him] Maggie: [James Earl Jones voice] This is indeed a disturbing universe....
• Hot damn we're cooking now.
• 0421 Do you believe menus belong in restaurants? -- from THE HACKER TEST
• Everyday happiness means getting up in the morning, and you can't wait to finish your breakfast.
  You can't wait to do your exercises. You can't wait to put on your clothes....