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• And then I got rescued by this bowl! -- Jo, PLANET OF THE DALEKS
• Joey: These little women. Wow! Chandler: Your liking it, huh?
  Joey: Oh yeah! Amy just burned Jo's manuscript. I don't see how he could ever forgive her....
• I never trust a man unless I've got his pecker in my pocket. -- Lyndon B. Johnso
• Pull with All You've Got!: Eve Ho
• My hometown was so small the local Howard Johnson had only one flavor. -- Vaughn Meade
• Homer: Moe, I need your advice. Moe: [bored] Yeah.
  Homer: See, I got this friend named...Joey Jo-Jo....
• Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a tagline...
• Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a woman...
• Howard Cosell's biggest protrusion is his asshole -- John Valby