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• The town was so small it had only one yellow page. -- Orson Bea
• I would like to nominate a man who is honest and courageous.
  I'd like to, but this party doesn't have one of them kind of people....
• Whatever happens to you, it will previously have happened to everyone you know, only more so.
  -- Meader's Law...
• Meader's Law: Whatever happens to you, it will previously have happened to everyone you know, only more so.
• Howard Johnson's got his Ho-Jo workin'.
• Only fools are positive. -- Moe Howard
• Lyndon Johnson's strategy is too slick to talk about and so subtle that only a few fellow con men appreciate it.