My Hometown Was So Small The Local Howard Johnson Had Only One Flavor. -- Vaughn Meade
My hometown was so small the local Howard Johnson had only one flavor.
-- Vaughn Meader
The town was so small it had only one yellow page. -- Orson Bea
I would like to nominate a man who is honest and courageous.
I'd like to, but this party doesn't have one of them kind of people....
Whatever happens to you, it will previously have happened to everyone you know, only more so.
-- Meader's Law...
Meader's Law: Whatever happens to you, it will previously have happened to everyone you know, only more so.
Howard Johnson's got his Ho-Jo workin'.
Only fools are positive. -- Moe Howard
Lyndon Johnson's strategy is too slick to talk about and so subtle that only a few fellow con men appreciate it.