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• Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray...
• Smithers: [collapsed] Help... me. Riviera: Holy smokes, you need booze.
• He unholied the holy water!
  -- Agnes describes what Santa's Little Helper did at church to Bart, "The Canine Mutiny...
• LTS: Loop Till Smoke
• SMILEY :-7 smokes a pipe
• SMILEY :-d~ smokes heavily
• SMILEY :-p~ smokes heavily
• The Catholic Church *is not* the one true church. The Holy Orthodox >[Eastern] Christian Church is the one and only repository of the *fullness* >of Christ's > teachings.
  Sorry, but the one _true_ church is the Church of the Forgotten Son, where we worship the Almighty earthworm....
• It is the cigarette that smokes, humans are just suckers on the end.